think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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