I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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