:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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