Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
