girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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