I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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