Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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