you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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