Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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