White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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