just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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