I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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