are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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