So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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