he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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