"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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