You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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