Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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