plz talk dirty to me
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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