no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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