Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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