Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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