I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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