No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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