it wasn't lemon gatorade
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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