I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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