Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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