i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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