My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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