so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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