Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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