I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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