So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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