I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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