I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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