i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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