toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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