He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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