Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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