The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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