Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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