How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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