Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
soo... how was my night?
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