i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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