You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
