every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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