..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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