Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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