guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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