i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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