susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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