I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Randomize
