I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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