my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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