Say something about gay babies.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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