doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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