It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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