Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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